Eric's Awesome, Yet Somewhat Suckish Journey

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Part 1: Trapped by Chewbacca's.

Nate is sitting at his computer chatting with his good friend Eric. Eric is telling about an internet video he saw while Nate listens with laughter.

Eric: Like, you hear from the screen, like, "What?! Two Chewbaccas?!" And like, everyone else in the theater looks like they're pissed off. And there's a spinning newspaper, and it's, it's like, uh, it goes, "Star Wars Episode VII, Uh, Huge Piece Of Crap, 4th Best Film Of The Franchise."



Nate laughs some more.

Nate: That's great.

Eric: Yeah.

All of a sudden. The chat is ended.

Nate: What the hell?

Nate's lights go out.

Nate: Damn it! Looks like the wife forgot to pay the electric bill.

Nate hears noises in the room.

Nate: Hey! Who's there?!

A noise come from a dark corner.

Nate: Oh, how I wish I was Deadpool right now.

A tall creature steps out from the corner.

Nate: Oh shit! Don't kill me! Please!

The lights turn back on. Nate looks at the creature that stands in front of him.

Nate: What the fuck?!

The creature is Chewbacca. He growls, and then knocks out Nate.


Meanwhile, back at Eric's, the same thing is happening with him. A noise comes a dark corner of his room as well.

Eric: Okay. Listen. If there's a ninja in here, do not, I repeat, do not kill me. I have done nothing wrong to anger you.

His lights come back on like Nate's. Another Chewbacca stands.

Eric: Oh, the irony.

Chewbacca growls and then knocks out Eric.

Eric and Nate both awaken in a metal room with no windows or doors. They are not tied up or anything.

Nate: Eric?! Is that you?!

Eric: Nate?! What the hell's going on?!

Nate: The last thing I remember is a Chewbacca standing in front of me.

Eric: The same thing happened to me!

Nate: This doesn't make any sense. It has to be a dream.

Eric: Does this hurt?

Eric pokes Nate in the chest.

Nate: Ouch! Damn it Eric! Yes!

Eric: Then it's not a dream.

Nate: No shit!

Eric: Still, it doesn't make sense at all. I mean, two chewbaccas kidnapping us at the exact moment we were talking about that skit, and putting us in a metal room with no way of getting in or out, which makes it impossible for them to have got us in here, unless there's some kind of secret trapdoor or something.

Nate: My wife is gonna be pissed if I'm not back soon.

Eric: Well, we better make the most of this.

HOURS LATER....

Nate: Okay. So we've discussed the new Green Lantern film and the new Deadpool film, both of which have Ryan Reynolds as the lead, Batman 3 rumors and thoughts, our ideas for a Star Wars VII, and the Avengers, but we haven't even thought about why we are here or how we're gonna get out?!

Eric: Or worse. How this could effect our subscriber count!

Both: Nooooo!!!!!!!!

Nate: Think of all the subscribers we're losing just sitting here! What are we gonna do?!

Eric: Look! A camera!

Eric points out a camera in the corner of the room.

Nate: How come we didn't see that before?

Eric: I don't know. We were too focused on other things I guess, but if there's a camera, then they must hear us!

Nate screams at the camera.

Nate: Hey! This isn't funny anymore! My wife's gonna kick my ass if I'm not back by noon! You hear me?! Let us out! Let us out!

Eric: Just give up Nate. They aren't listening.

Nate: Shut up Eric! I'm not just gonna sit here any longer! We need to get out of here!

Eric: But, there's no way we can! No windows or doors! Comprendes?!

Nate: We can't give up though! We have to try!

Eric: Let's just be patient and wait it out!

Nate: Fuck waiting! You have no idea the things my wife does when she's angry! No idea Eric!

Eric: I understand! Women are women! It can't be that bad! What will she do?!

Nate: You swear not to tell anyone!

Eric: I swear man!

Nate: Okay. Hold on. I don't want these hairy bastards hearing this.

Nate whispers in Eric's ear.

Eric: Dude! That's not normal!

Nate: I know! Which is why we need to get out of here!

He begins screaming at the camera again.

Nate: LET US OUT! NOW! YOU'VE HAD YOUR LAUGH! LET US GOOO!!!!

Eric: Nate! Just stop it!

Eric puts his hand on Nate's shoulder. Nate turns around and punches Eric in the jaw.

Nate: ERIC! ENOUGH!

Eric punches Nate in the chest 3 times and then kicks him in the groin. Nate falls to the ground. Eric punches him in the face 6 times. Nate grabs Eric's face and headbutts him breaking his glasses. Nate then begins to choke him.

Nate: YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME! I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF MY WIFE! WE NEED OUT!

Eric: CALM DOWN! WE'LL GET OUT SOON ENOUGH IF WE'RE PATIENT!

Nate: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! THEY COULD KEEP US LOCKED UP IN HERE FOREVER! I DON'T WANT THAT! WE NEED TO AT LEAST MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE AND GET OUT!

Eric does the Vulcan neck pinch to Nate, knocking him out.

Eric: What the hell got into him?

Suddenly, a secret door is revealed in the room and opens up.

Both Chewbaccas step in.

Eric: What?! Two Chewbaccas?!

They step towards him.

Eric: Oh, mighty Chewbaccas, what is it you want?

Chewbacca 1: Thank you for taking part in this experiment.

Eric: Experiment?!

Chewbacca 2: Yeah. We kidnapped you two and gave that one there an experimental drug. It seems it made him go crazy.
Eric: I still don't understand. Why us?

Chewbacca 1: I don't know. We just thought you guys were cool. We're gonna let you go now.

Eric: Woo hoo! What about Nate?

Chewbacca 2: We still need him for testing.

Chewbacca 1: Now, farewell young human. And good luck.

Eric: Wait! I can't leave Nate here!

There is a white flash and Eric is back at his computer.

Eric:....Woah.

[indy94]

Awesome!

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Part 2: Wifepool

Eric is sitting at his computer. He wonders if it indeed was all a dream. He looks to see if Nate is online, but he is not. Jarrett is though. He calls Jarrett.

Jarrett: Hey Eric.

Eric: Jarrett! Nate's been kidnapped!

Jarrett: Um, what?

Eric: Nate! We were chatting and we were both kidnapped by these Chewbaccas and tested and Nate went crazy and I was allowed to go back while he had to stay for the tests and his wife is gonna be pissed and you probably don't believe a word I'm saying!

Jarrett: Right...

Eric: But, it's true! It doesn't make any sense! I know, but you have to believe me!

Jarrett: Well, as much as I'd like to play along, I don't have the time.

Eric: What are you talking about?!

Jarrett: I've got a personal agenda right now. No time for stupid pranks.

Eric: No! Jarrett! Wait!

Jarrett: Bye Eric.

Jarrett hangs up.

Eric: Damn! No one else is online! Looks like I'm on my own.

Eric gets ready to leave the house.

Eric's Mom: Eric! I made you breakfast!

Eric: Mom! This is not the time!

Eric leaves. He walks down the street.

Eric: Great...I don't even know where to start.

Eric decides he will go to Nate's just to be sure. He takes a flight there. He knocks on Nate's door. Nate's wife answers the door.

Nate's Wife: Can I help you?

Eric: Uh, hi. Is Nate here?

Nate's Wife: *sigh*...No. I'm starting to get angry. He was supposed to be home an hour ago.

Eric: Oh. Well, I think I know where he is.

Nate's Wife: And where is that?

Eric: Kidnapped by two Chewbaccas in a metal room. Hehe.

She slaps Eric in the face.

Eric: Ow! What?!

Nate's Wife: That is not funny!!!

Eric: But, it's the -

Nate's Wife: Tell me where he is!

Eric: I just did!

She slaps him again and throws him against the wall.

Nate's Wife: What have you done with my Nate?! Are you some kind of stalker?! Murderer?! Rapist?!

Eric: No! Dear God! No!

Nate's Wife: You lie! Tell me where he is!

Eric: Oh! Hey look! He's right there! On T.V.!

Nate's Wife: What?!

She turns around. Eric pulls her hair and throws her through the window.

Eric: Psychopaths! You're all psychopaths! I'd hate to see how messed up your guys' kid must be.

Nate's Wife: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

She emerges from the broken glass and tries to tackle Eric. He moves though and she runs into the wall. He runs out the doors and goes to the nearest car he can find, a brand new silver Camaro. He drives off. Nate's Wife comes out of the house dressed in a female version of the Deadpool costume.

Wifepool: Don't worry Nate. I'll find you.

Eric continues to drive down the road. A gunshot goes through the back window.

Eric: Holy Thor! What was that?!

Wifepool is on a motorcycle following closely behind Eric.

Wifepool: You sick bastard! I'll get you!

Eric: You have got to be kidding me!

Eric makes a sharp turn by a cliff, but Wifepool shoots out one of his tires. The car skids and flips upside down. Eric struggles to get out of the car. When he gets out, Wifepool is standing there with a gun.

Wifepool: Now, are you gonna tell me where he is?! Or am I gonna have to butter your biscuits!

Eric: I already did! I was telling the truth!

Wifepool: *sigh* I'm just gonna have to kill you then.

Eric: No!

Wifepool is about to shoot Eric, but she is hit by a car. the General Lee to be exact.

Wifepool (as she falls off the edge of the cliff): I'll get you in Part 5! You can be sure of that!

Eric: Oh my God. That was one of the coolest things I have ever witnessed.

Meanwhile, in the General Lee.

Jarrett: Holy crap! I think I just hit a deer! Oh well. I'm coming for you Matt Fraction!!!!!

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i wish this was a comic book!

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Part 3: Jarrett's Revenge

Jarrett just hit Wifepool and passed Eric in his General Lee.

Jarrett: Stupid Matt Fraction. He'll get what's coming to him. I'll have my revenge.

Jarrett is out for revenge on Matt Fraction who was rude to him at Hero Con. His phone rings. He answers.

Jarrett: Hello?

Eric: Jarrett! It's me!

Jarrett: Eric?! What do you want?!

Eric: Stop your car! you just passed me!

Jarrett: What?! No way! I'm in a hurry!

Eric: To do what?!

Jarrett: To kill Matt Fraction!

Eric: What?!

He hangs up. Meanwhile, Matt Fraction himself is writing his own new comic book.

Matt Fraction: Oh God. My mind is drawing a blank. What do I have him do next? Oh! I know! And then, the annoying fan who bugged him went away in sadness and probably spent the rest of his time whining about it while Matt stood in triumph. Yeah. That's good.


Back to Jarrett. He continues to drive until he stops at the Quick Stop for some snacks. He goes in and looks around.

Dante: That your General Lee out there?

Jarrett: Yup. I love her.

Dante: Nice man.

Jarrett: Indeed.

Outside, Jay and Silent Bob see it.

Jay: Holy shit! Silent Bob! It's the General Fucking Lee!

Silent Bob:........

Inside, Randal comes in.

Randal: What's with the stoners and the Duke's car?

Jarrett: What?!

Jarrett looks and sees the two. He runs out.

Jarrett: No! You two are not messing with this baby!

Jarrett drives off in the car and beeps the classic horn.

Jay: Jeez. What's that fucker's problem? Snoogans.

Silent Bob:......

Jarrett continues to drive until he is blinded by a white flash.

Jarrett: What the?!

Jarrett is now not in his car, but in a room. Similar to the one Nate is in. A Chewbacca stands in front of him.

Jarrett: Chewbacca?! Eric was right?! What in the world is going on here?!

Chewbacca 3: You seek the one known as Matt Fraction.

Jarrett: Um, yes.

Chewbacca 3: Well, then. It is your lucky day.

Jarrett: Why?

Back at Matt Fraction's.

Matt Fraction: Now, let's see. I think I'll have the fan cry himself to sleep in fetal position this time after I beat him up.

There is a white light and Matt Fraction is teleported to another metal room. Once again, there is a Chewbacca.

Chewbacca 4: You are the one called Matt Fraction.

Matt Fraction: Um, Yes.

Chewbacca 4: You are writing a comic book about yourself and the annoying fan that you hate.

Matt Fraction: Yup.

Chewbacca 4: Well, I feel sorry for you.

Matt Fraction: Why is this?

Chewbacca 4: Just because.

Matt Fraction: Okay then.

The Chewbacca leaves the room. Back to the other room.


Jarrett: I don't understand.

Chewbacca 3: Come with me.

Jarrett follows the Chewbacca to the other room with Nate. The other Chewbaccas are testing Nate's ability with a different drug. A drug that makes you think you are a stick. Nate stands in stares blankly.

Chewbacca 3: The stick drug I presume?

Chewbacca 2: Correct.

Chewbacca 1: The effects are about to wear off.

Jarrett: What are you doing to him?!

Chewbacca 3: We are testing his ability on our drugs. If he can survive them, then we move on to our super powers that we want to give him. He will be our very own super human.

Jarrett: Oh dear God.

The 4th Chewbacca enters the room.

Chewbacca 4: You! Come with me!

Jarrett follows him. They enter the room with Matt Fraction.

Jarrett: Matt Fraction!

Matt fraction: You!

Chewbacca 4: Have at it.

Jarrett and Matt Fraction engage in an epic fight. Matt


Meanwhile, Eric is walking down the road after having crashed.

Eric: I know this is like, my journey and all, but it feels like I'm missing out.

Back to the fight. Jarrett has Matt Fraction near death after slicing him up with a bowie knife.

Jarrett: Now, you die.

Matt Fraction: We both do.

Jarrett: What?!

Matt Fraction points to a timer on the door.

Jarrett: No way.

The timer hits 0. The room begins to shake.

Jarrett: So, we're both screwed?

Matt Fraction: Yup.

Jarrett: Well, I'm killing you before they do!

Matt Fraction: What?! No!

Jarrett: I regret nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jarrett stabs Matt Fraction in the heart numerous times and then in the face. The walls begin to close in. As they get closer, Jarrett cuts open Matt Fraction's chest and begins punching the insides a lot. He does this until the walls close in crushing them both.

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i hope jtrain is still alive

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Part 4: Nate No More

Jarrett and Matt Fraction have just been crushed to death.

Chewbacca 4: Take their remains. Be sure to leave out any brains. And get the super powers too.

The Chewbaccas take their remains and put them into a giant blender excluding the brains. They put the super powers in there too. They move the blender to the same room as Nate.

Chewbacca 4: Get the chains and tubes.

Nate is locked in place by the Chewbaccas chains on each of his limbs. There are also plastic tubes placed in cuts on his arms.

Chewbacca 4: Now. Start the procedure.

The mixture of body parts, blood, weaponry, and super powers are pumped through the tubes and into Nate's open wounds. Nate screams in pain. A big bulge appears on his forehead.

Chewbacca 4: What?! Why is head doing that?! Did you morons put brains in there?!

Chewbacca 1: I didn't. You guys?

Chewbaccas 2 and 3: Nope.

Chewbacca 4: You must not have looked hard enough! Idiots! Who knows what memories are being put into his head!

Nate stops screaming as the process is finished. He is very exhausted from it.

Chewbacca 4: Nate. How do you feel?

Nate: Wha? What? What are you talking about? You know my name's not Nate. You bastards killed me. Wait. How am I alive?!

Chewbaccas 1, 2, and 3: GASP!

Chewbacca 4: We did a little procedure. I'm sorry I forgot your name.

Nate: You disrespectful fuck! It's Jarrett! And what procedure?!

Chewbacca 4 comes face to face with "Nate."

Chewbacca 4: You think you're Jarrett.

Nate: I am Jarrett.

Chewbacca 4 undoes one of the chains. "Nate" looks down at himself. He screams in horror.

Nate: What the hell is this?! I'm not Nate! What did you do to me?!

Chewbacca 4: It's not what we did to you. It's what we did to Nate. We tried to give him powers beyond imagination, which we succeeded in doing, but we also kind of fucked up and now Nate has all your memories.

Nate: That is sick. And not right. Then again, you still killed me! And I didn't want to die! And I'm looking at this as my second chance to live! Let me out of this!

Chewbacca 4: I'm afraid we can not do that. We need you to do something for us.

Nate: I'll do it if you let me go!

Chewbacca 4: Sorry. You might try and escape. We need to finish our mind control device.

Nate: No! You disgusting hairball!

Chewbacca 4: And once we do that, I'm sure we'll be able to wipe both Nate and your memories from the body.

Nate: Gah! I'll get you!

"Nate" tries to break free and succeeds due to the super strength he was given.

Chewbacca 4: Oh yeah. We gave him powers. Woops.

Meanwhile, Eric is hitchhiking on the road.

Eric: Aw, come on! I thought this was supposed to be my big adventure!

Back to "Nate."

Chewbacca 4: Don't let him get away!

Nate: I killed Matt Fraction and you're all next!

"Nate" uses his bowie knives that extend from his arms to kill Chewbaccas 1 and 3.

Chewbacca 2: No!!

Chewbacca 4: Damn it! Take this!

Chewbacca 4 uses a bad movie ray on "Nate." It contains the powers of movies like Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, The Dukes Of Hazzard Remake, and Dragonball Evolution.

Nate: No! Ah! Too many bad movies! Must get out!

"Nate" runs through a corridor and exits the building which happens to be the Technodrome underground.

Nate: The Technodrome? Really?

Chewbacca 4 (on intercom): We had to steal it from the Shredder when he invaded our dimension. We killed him and those turtles that were on board and gave their powers and weaponry to you as well. When we stole this, it flung us into this dimension which we believe to be illogical. Therefore, we must destroy it. So, we beamed a few of you up here and tested you. By using our super human being you, we will get rid of all life in this illogical dimension.

Nate: Illogical? Right. Says the talking man dog in from Star Wars.

Chewbacca 4: What the hell is Star Wars?!

Nate: Nevermind. I'm not doing shit for you! Bye!

Chewbacca 4: No! Please! We need you! Come back! COME BACK!!

"Nate" leaves and goes up to the surface.

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Part 5: Jarrett's Demise

Eric is continuing his hitchhiking journey down the road.

Eric: Well, this started out awesome, but now, it's somewhat suckish.

He hears a familiar voice.

Wifepool: You!

Eric: Are you serious?!

Wifepool: Well, it took me a while, but I made it. Climbing that cliff was harder then I expected. And now, it's time for you to die.

Eric: Look, you want the truth?

Wifepool: Yes!

Eric: Fine. I don't know where Nate is. He probably just went out to get some milk or something. And he's porbably on his way home right now. I wouldn't be surprised if he passed us on his way.

Then, as Eric finishes his statement, "Nate" comes hovering by in mid-air. Eric and Wifepool watch in shock.

Eric: Or he could have been secretly turned into a super-powered freak.

Wifepool screams at "Nate."

Wifepool: Nate! Oh dear God! What happened to you my love?!

Nate: Um, how do I explain this? Uh, well.

Wifepool: Well what? Tell me!

Eric hears Jarrett's voice in his head.

Jarrett's voice in Eric's head: Eric, Nate's been given superpowers by the Chewbaccas. Sorry I didn't believe you, but they messed up and now my memory is stuck in Nate's head. Try to help me tell this chick that.

Eric: Well, slap my chaps and call me Cap. This is without a doubt the coolest thing I've ever encountered.

Wifepool: What's going on Nate?! Tell me!

Nate: I'm not Nate! My name's Jarrett!

Wifepool: What?!

Eric: It's true. He's Jarett. At least right now.

Wifepool: You mean, you,...YOU KILLED MY NATE?! AND THEN YOU PUT YOURSELF INTO HIS MIND AND CONTROL HIS BODY WITH SUPERPOWERS AND SUCH?!

Nate: No. See, nobody killed him.

Wifepool: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Wifepool attacks "Nate" with her swords. "Nate" counters by using his bowie knives and then shocks her with electricity. She falls to the ground. She slowly gets back up.

Wifepool: You think that's going to stop me?! A little lightning?! Never! I won't stop until I see you dead!

Nate: Honey?! Is that you?!

Wifepool: Nate?! Oh my God! You're still in there?!

Nate: What do you mean?!

Wifepool: That Jarrett guy is a part of your mind now!

Nate: What?! Oh God! Jtrain?!

Nate: Yes. It's me Nate. Look. I'm sorry and all, but I wanna stay alive. So, I'm gonna have to claim this body as mine.

Nate: But, it's mine! You can't do that!

Nate: I think I can.

"Nate's" head begins to hurt with intense sharp pains.

Nate: Jtrain! Knock it off! Get out of my head!

Wifepool: Fight Nate! Fight! For me!

Nate: I'm not dying! So help me I'm not!

Eric: See. Didn't I tell you weird stuff like this and the Chewbaccas was the truth?!

Wifepool: I'm sorry. I thought you were high or something.

Eric: Well, now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

Nate: I can't fight it, much longer. Ahhh!!!!

Nate: That's it! Slowly fade away!

Wifepool: Nate! Damn you! Fight it!

Nate: Must, create, distraction. Hey Jtrain! Look behind us! It's Matt Fraction! He's still alive!

Nate: Where?! I killed him! He shouldn't be alive!

"Nate" then concentrates harder and harder.

Nate: Hey! Where is he?! Wait. What are you doing?! You think you can overpower me?! Ha! I'll prove you wrong!

There is an epic struggle between the two minds. Nate pushes harder and harder and thinks about everything he has ever learned.

Nate: Gahhh!!!!!!!

Nate: No! This can't be! How did you overcome my brain power?!

Nate: Simple. 15 years of online Star Wars RPG.

Nate: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jarrett's mind is erased from "Nate." Nate is back!

Nate: Ahhh. All better. Except for these super powers I have.

Eric: Which are pretty awesome I might add.

Wifepool: And don't forget sexy.

Nate: Hehe.

The remaining Chewbaccas 2 and 4 appear.

Chewbacca 2: Hey Nate!

Nate: Huh?!

The Chewbaccas blast their newly built mind control device to brainwash Nate to where he is a mindless killing machine.

Chewbacca 4: Success! Now neither that Jarrett or the real Nate exists! Only our destructive force of power!

Eric: Well, we're really fucked now.

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Part 6: Reinforcements

The two remaining Chewbaccas have found Nate and brainwashed him. Eric and Wifepool look in terror as the mindless Nate begins to let out a giant gust of wind from his mouth.

Eric: Well! Do something!

Wifepool: I can't! He's my husband!

Eric: Did you not hear them?! The memories and therefore, conciousness of Nate of is gone along with Jarrett's! Now fucking kill him!

Wifepool: But, he's still too powerful!

Eric: There has to be some way!

Wifepool: We need reinforcements!

Eric: That's it!

Eric takes out his portable computer.

Wifepool: Why do you have that?!

Eric: In case of emrgencies of course!

Wifepool: *sigh*

Eric types something in on his computer.

Eric: Help will be arriving shortly.


Nate: NATE SMASH!

Nate smashes the ground knocking both Eric and Wifepool.

Chewbacca 2: Haha! Yes! Destroy them!

Nate turns around and blasts the Chewbaccas with a mega sound wave.

Chewbacca 4: What?! What's he doing?!

Chewbacca 2: I don't know! Nate! Enough! You will obey us!

Nate growls and turns into a spider/chewbacca like creature with a really long neck and crabs claws.

Chewbacca 4: It's over. We've lost control.

As Nate begins to approach the two hairy fiends, epic music begins to play.

Chewbacca 4: Okay. where the hell is that music coming from?

Everyone looks up to see a helicopter. Out of it, jump Justin (TheRealManos), Mike (MiniKojib), and Anthony (King191912).

Anthony: Thank God this isn't Canada!

Mike: Us British folk gotta are always welcome to lend a hand!

Justin: Manos ready! All systems go!

Wifepool: Good job Eric!

Eric: Now. Everyone! Attack!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone begins to fight Nate. Chewbacca 2 growls as he is the first to be swallowed by the massive Nate creature.

Chewbacca 4: What have I done?

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Part 7: Nate becomes a giant, Mike and Justin become Power Rangers, and Toddlerpool cries.

The fight continues. Eric and Mike dodge Nate's crab claws.

Eric: I really appreciate you guys helping!

Wifepool: Wait a second. Who was flying your helicopter?!

Mike: I can't fly helicopters! I'm British! I believe it was Justin!

Justin: Oh yeah. That was me.

Anthony: Damn it! Justin! No one's flying it now?!

Justin: My bad? Hehe.

The helicopter falls towards the ground. Nate sees it and catches it. After he swallows it, he transforms into a helicopter version of himself.

Mike: We're all gonna die.

Nate roars and shoots missiles at everyone.

Eric: Move!

Everyone runs and avoids the missiles except for Chewbacca 4. Badly injured, he tries to crawl away. Nate changes into a version of himself where he is Godzilla's height becoming Natezilla. Nate looks at Chewbacca 4.

Chewbacca 4: No! Get away from me!

Chewbacca 4 is picked up by Nate's fingers. Chewbacca 4 stares into Nate's now giant eyes. He growls in freight as Nate rips him in half and sucks out all the blood. Then chews the two halves.

Mike: Bloody hell!

Justin pukes on Anthony's shoes.

Anthony: Aw man! These are new shoes!

Eric: Quick Wifepool! Don't you have some kind of other awesome vehicle we can use besides your motorcycle to get away?!

SILENCE

Eric: Wait. Where the hell is -

Everyone sees Wifepool speeding away on her motorcycle.

Eric: Son of a -

Anthony is crushed by Nate's foot.

Justin: Oh shit!

Anthony lays coughing up blood as he says his final words.

Anthony: Ugh, I blame Canada.

Eric: RUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone turns around and runs. Nate follows close behind.

Mike: He's too bloody fast! What are we going to do?!

Justin: The only thing we can do! It's morphin time!

MORPH SEQUENCE

Justin: TheRealManos!

Mike: MiniKojib!

END OF MORPH SEQUENCE

The two have become Power Rangers!

Eric: I just crapped my pants.

Mike: All right! We need Nerdzord Power now!

The awesome might of the Nerdzord activates. They engage in a fight with Natezilla.

Justin: Okay! Let's do it! Hit him!

The zord's arms flail around and legs begin to tremble until it falls down.

Justin: Damn it! You don't know how to work the controls!

Mike: Sorry!

Eric: I got new pants!

Justin: *sigh* I'll do it!

Justin takes over.

Justin: You guys get out of here and go find Wifepool and tell her we might need help. I'll handle him.

Mike: But, you're just one guy!

Justin: I'll be fine! Now go!

Mike: Stupid Americans thinking they're immortal.

Eric and Mike leave the zord. The zord then topples to the ground and explodes.

Mike: You see?! I knew it! I knew he would get himself killed!

Mike reverts back to his original form.

Eric: Wait. What happened?

Mike: The power source was within the zord. I no longer have my powers.

Eric: Oh. How convenient!

Mike: Not really.

Eric: Of course you wouldn't get the sarcasm you Brit.

Mike: Let's just get the hell out of here and find Wifepool anyway.

Eric: Okay.

They go to Nate's house. Wifepool is comforting her son, Toddlerpool.

Eric: Hey! You just left us there! What's your problem?!

Wifepool: I had to get to my baby! I have to protect him!

Eric: You could've tooken us with you! Now two of us have died!

Wifepool: There was no room on my cycle for all of you!

Mike: She's got a point.

Eric: Well, you could've got one of us at least!

Mike: He's got a point.

The roof of the house rips off. It is Nate staring down at everyone. Toddlerpool cries and screams.

Mike: He's got a point.

They all scream.

[chosenguy01]

Part 8: Eric saves the day!

Everyone screams as Natezilla reaches in and grabs them all.

Eric: Oh, how I wish The Avengers were here.

Suddenly, the Avengers appear. Consisting of Captain America, Iron Man, The Hulk, Thor, Giant Man, and Wasp.

Eric: What the?! The Avengers?!

Mike: Irony....

Wifepool: Eric! You must have found your super power! To create and summon other super heroes from your mind!

Eric: This is somehow the worst, yet best day of my entire life.

Captain America: Avengers! Attack!

Hulk grabs Nate's foot and smashes it. Wasp gets crushed by Nate's hand as he swats her. Iron Man blasts him in the chest. Captain America nails him in the forehead with his shield. Thor zaps Nate's crotch area. Then, Giant Man punches him out.

Eric: This is EPIC! I'm gonna get rid of the Avengers and destroy him myself!

The Avengers: WHAT?!

Eric squints and they are gone. Then, Eric squints again and becomes a ghost rider like being himself!

Eric: This is so ba dass!

Mike: You can make yourself have powers too? Can you give me a power?

Eric: Sure, uh, you can have the power to, uh, get any chick to fall for you.

POOF! Mike gets his power.

Mike: Lame. I wanted to fight. Oh well, better make the most of it.

Mike uses his power to make Wifepool fall for him. LITERALLY! Wifepool falls to the ground.

Wifepool: Ouch!

Mike: Aw! Eric! You didn't give me the powers right!

Eric: Aw, whatever! Get over it!

Nate roars.

Eric: You want a piece of this?!

Eric makes himself giant. He then pulls out a chain and wraps it around Nate's throat.

Eric: Yeah! Ooo!!! What now?!

He squeezes the chain tighter and tighter.

Eric: Any last words?

Nate:..........

Eric: Didn't think so.

Eric pulls the chains as tight as he can ripping off Nate's head which leads to his ultimate destruction.

Eric: It's just been revoked!

Mike and Wifepool: Woo hoo!

Everyone is happy, including Toddlerpool, who giggles. Eric returns to normal.

Eric: Wow. That was fun havin super powers.

Mike: Yeah. But, I never got any.

Eric: Not true! You were a Power Ranger for like all of 2 minutes or something! In a way, we all had super powers!

Mike: Yeah. I guess you're right.

Wifepool: All except little Toddlerpool here. Haha!

Toddlerpool burps. There is a giant white flash that comes from the burp.

EVERYTHING IS RESET

Nate is once again sitting at his computer chatting with Eric. Eric is again telling about the same video as Nate again laughs.

Eric: Like, you hear from the screen, like, "What?! Two Chewbaccas?!" And like, everyone else in the theater looks like they're pissed off. And there's a spinning newspaper, and it's, it's like, uh, it goes, "Star Wars Episode VII, Uh, Huge Piece Of Crap, 4th Best Film Of The Franchise."



Nate laughs once more.

Nate: That's great.

Eric: Yeah.

The conversation continues. And everything is fine.


THE END

[chosenguy01]

May make a sequel. Not sure yet.

[chosenguy01]

Just noticed Eric's video doing an audio play of this. That's awesome. Epic win. 5 stars.

[browncoateric]

Dec 4, 2009 0:48:05 GMT -5 chosenguy01 said:

May make a sequel. Not sure yet.

Actually. I'm going ot write a sequel. So if you write a sequel it probably won't go up.

[chosenguy01]

Hey. I thought about it. That's a good idea. I need a break from typing. Hehe. Go for it. I'm sure it'll be just as awesome, most likely ten times better than mine.